‘Twas the month before Christmas, and all through the office
Everyone was stirring—even the bosses;
An idea sprang forth and to our computers we scattered,
Typing out this email with taps, clicks, and clatters.
Writing to affiliates both near and far,
Hoping to show you how dear to us you are;
For you we have an advent calendar to bestow,
Win some, all, or none of the 12 prizes