Fun Secret Santa Gifts At Hawkin's Bazaar
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Fun Secret Santa Gifts At Hawkin's Bazaar
Find the Perfect Secret Santa Gift Here at Hawkin's Bazaar suitable for all. We have a huge selection of fun gifts that are guaranteed to raise a smile, whether you’re giving something that’s practical and a little bit silly or downright absurd! Secret Santa gifts are meant to be fun, so we’ve made sure our range is packed with laugh out loud silliness - but hurry, these products are subject to avaliable stock.
Fun Snaps
The stuff of misspent youth! These innocent-looking little paper parcels produce a powerful bang when thrown onto the ground or stepped on. Even the most benevolent will begin to imagine mischievous ways of deploying a Fun Snap or two. For a wild half hour the Hawkin's Bazaar offices echoed with cracks and pops as everyone had a go!
Our Price £0.75
Jellyatrics
Just like their younger relatives, the all new Jellyatrics each have their own name, colour, characteristics and, of course, flavour: Bryan Bashful, for instance, is a retired university professor with a walking stick and is raspberry flavoured, while Frau Zimmer tastes of oranges and likes baking.
There are five delicious characters in all, so go ahead, gobble a Grandad or gnaw on a Nanny. A perfect fun present or stocking filler for the grandparents!
Our Price £1.50
Bean Boozled
Whilst you are cautioned by the box that it contains weird and wonderful flavours, perhaps you may not be expecting rotten egg, stinky socks or lawn clippings to be amongst the possibilities.
The catch is that the rotten egg flavour looks exactly like its tasty alternative buttered popcorn without a single clue to tell them apart (well, at least not until you pop one in your mouth).
Our Price £3.00
Scorpion Lolly
You'll need to be brave to tackle this blueberry lolly, especially when you see the scorpion preserved inside of it. It's like a scary version of the mosquito trapped in amber from Jurassic Park that you can eat.
Our Price £4.00
Shocking Lighter
Convince them to give up smoking the hilariously cruel way. Hand your victim this joke lighter and watch them get an unexpected electric jolt when they try and tempt a flame from it. Just don't blame us if they get especially cranky afterwards.
Our Price £4.00
Magic Poo
Fake poo has always been one of those pranks that appeals to the kind of person we all know and dread come April 1st, but this magic poo takes jokes to the next level. It can set hard for all those classic shapes, like the chocolate cigar or whippy mole mound, but can be soft and melt into a disgusting puddle of horror. It can also stretch, shatter and bounce, perfect for the terrible little pranksters who like to push their luck.
Our Price £4.00
Crispy Critter Cricket
If your favourite crisp flavour is salt and vinegar, you may want to try these similarly flavoured crickets. It doesn't make them taste much nicer, but it does prepare you for it slightly better.
Our Price £4.00
Crispy Critter Mealworms
We're not sure what's more disturbing about these BBQ mealworms; the fact that they look like they were found inside a dead thing, or that they taste like bar snack Bombay mix.
Our Price £4.00
Candy G-String
This piece of ladies underwear is made from hundreds of little sweets strung together on elastic to make this tasty, yet sexy garment. The box states that one size fits most, giving lots of ladies the opportunity to wear something a little kinkier than they might be used to with this G-string that's been designed especially to be nibbled off. It's an incredibly risqué gift and an attention grabbing way to turn up the heat at a stag or hen do.
Our Price £5.00
Shocking Pen
Ensure you are never pestered for a pen again! Give this shocking surprise to an unsuspecting colleague or friend and then listen out for their electric shock induced yelp as soon as they try to click the pen. Especially funny if you can make them fall for it multiple times.
Our Price £5.00
Russian Roulette Chocolates
It's simple. There are twelve chocolates in the box. Eleven are delicious praline, but the twelfth contains "enough hot chilli to blow your head off". Victims can either simply choose, or the selection can be done by spinning the 'roulette wheel' built into the box lid and then eating the corresponding piece. Jolly fun probably!
Our Price £6.00