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It’s That Time.

Came round fast, didn’t it?

You’ve finished off the Christmas turkey—it did take four days, mind, and countless trips to the fridge. You’ve opened oodles (we hope!) of presents—socks, socks, more socks, anyone? You’ve eaten your weight in biscuits, crisps, nuts, chocolate, and especially anything nobody else wanted. You’ve finished the year off in style. Drawing in the new year with family and friends, fireworks, maybe even a drop of alcohol? The fabled Big Countdown celebrated in the most enjoyable way.

But then it dawns on you. You check social media and it’s beset with New Year’s Resolutions. Your friend is suddenly without cigarettes; your aunt is primed with a sparkling new gym membership; your mum has signed up to evening Spanish classes; even your grandad is getting involved—“I’m to be less grumpy”, he tells you.

All those New Year troopers have a goal, and you wonder what might yours be… The van does need cleaning out. And the garage does need a wee bit more order to it. What you need is to get organised, or organizized…

We think we have the answer you’ve been looking for.

Pack It. Stack It. Store It.

Our Monsters were thinking about that old human tradition of ‘out with the old…’, and we had to disagree with you earthlings. Instead, we think all you need to do is simply organise your old things to make way for those shiny new things. Shake off those older, refined tools and organise them to your heart’s delight. You won’t regret it.

Dude, Where Are My Tools?

Maybe you’re a man with a van. Or a tradesperson. You get to the job, open up your van door, and there it is: a clackety racket of bits and bobs splayed all over the place. It’s okay, you didn’t want to see the van floor when you bought it, anyway. And don’t even mention having to dig around finding things, either. And if ever you want something transporting, then this isn’t the van you’re looking for. So what could you do this year to turn this mess around? To make things look ship-shaped, or van-shaped, ahem? To just, you know, find the tools you want, as easy as it should be.

Oh, we know! We know!

How about a van rack, chap?

We’ve got you covered for all types of vans with our purpose-built van racks that will fit right in. We cover all the major van models; Ford Transit, VW Caddy Maxi, Peugeot Partner, Citroen Berlingo. Don’t have one of these vans? We’ve got you covered again, with our snazzy universal van rack. Wowza.

Get set up with this rack and you’ll be ready to go! Maybe even blast a sticky label on the compartments if you want that extra-precision. So let’s re-imagine now: you get to the job. Open up the van, there’s the tool, yoink! Lemon-squeezy. Why would you ever settle for disorganised chaos again? Give your tools a cosy little compartment to sleep in!

Stack that Rack!

OK, OK, we hear you. Maybe your van’s just fine. Maybe it’s your garage that’s the stuff of orderly nightmares. Walking in there is like stepping onto a planet where rivers runs upwards and bubbles implode—and we know, we’ve been there! A place where nothing gets done; the proverbial End Zone for all things garage-ish, be it petrol cans, odd gloves, spare car parts, lawnmower engines, tennis rackets, cardboard, stacks ‘n’ stacks of engine oil, magnolia paint, bins, the most immense array of nails and screws, spiders, more magnolia paint, gas canisters, unused bannister parts, residual bullwinkles, flyweight guavas, perpendicular trisectors, ketchup leopards—woah, wait…

Things got a bit technical there. We’re sorry. It’s the Monsters in us. What we mean is you shouldn’t have to deal with all this disorder. Be anti-bedlam and sort things out this New Year with our huge array of storage racking. We suit every need and every storage facility, whether it’s a garage, workshop, showroom, or shed. Pile the pounds on these racks, we promise they won’t mind. They’re made of strong stuff and most of our racks can hold more than 200kg per shelf. Double-Wowza. There’s plenty of shapes and sizes to choose from, and a stack of colours, too. What more could you want? A discount for bulk buy? You got it! A free mallet on orders of three or more? You betcha’.

Oh, and here’s something else. If you make organisation a New Year’s Resolution this year, we’ll hand you a cheeky 8% discount on our storage range on all orders! How’s that for a turkey sandwich?

Don’t let your resolution fade away like other people’s—ahem, grandad—so get organizized with Monster Racking! Once they’re fitted, we’re sure you’ll have it no other way. These

Monster storage options are infectious… they’re… they’re… Well, they’re Monster. What else did you expect

Discount code for 8% off

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