10% Off With Voucher Code At Hawkin's Bazaar
10% Off With Voucher Code At Hawkin's Bazaar
Hawkin's Bazaar are delighted to let you know that there is a Brand New Voucher Code offer to help you get even more value when you shop. "10% off Everything (Excluding Sale items) with Code: JINGLE" Simply enter the code below at the checkout to save - but hurry, this code expires at Midnight on “Tuesday 1st December 2015”.
Classic Jokes Fart Whistle
There's no point denying it: from childhood onwards, farts are funny! Human ingenuity has produced numerous ways to replicate the characteristic sound and one method is the Fart Whistle. Small enough to be hidden in a pocket and then stealthily produced when the occasion calls for it. A pocket sized prop for hilarious flatulent humour.
Our Price £1.25
Toxic Gases Caution Cone
Some people may feel oddly smug about the overpowering odours they can leave in the bathroom, but to everyone else these toxic clouds are chokingly unpleasant and need appropriate time to disperse. Deploy this warning cone when you come across such a contaminated toilet and spare other users the nostril burning sensation. Whether you're the guilty culprit or just a good Samaritan detecting the pong, we're sure other people will appreciate that you've coned off the area with appropriate signage.
Our Price £4.00
Mealworm Chocolate
Looking for a new type of chocolate you've never tried before? We're going to go out on a limb and suggest a tasty bar of Mealworm Chocolate (officially endorsed by I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!) This bar of milk chocolate is marbled with swirls of white chocolate and peppered with dried mealworms for that little bit of extra crunch! As far as bushtucker trial treats go, this one's probably on the more luxurious and palatable side of things. We recommend eating a slab with a cup of coffee whilst sitting down to watch I'm a Celeb. Just try not to imagine how they used to writhe and wriggle around as you chomp on them…
Our Price £4.00
Henry Mug
For the first time ever you can now make extracting liquid from inside a Henry a pleasurable experience. Well, that is assuming you like whatever you put in this mug. Henry's red smiley face can happily sit atop your coaster, watching peacefully as his bigger brethren roll around the floor doing what they do best.
Our Price £10.00
Beer Pong Set
Host your own tournament of the most gentlemanly of drinking pursuits with this Beer Pong set. The rules are simple, two teams set up a pyramid of cups at either end of a table, filled up with their desired tipple of choice. Teams then take turns bouncing ping pong balls into their opponent's cups. Successfully land a ball in the cup and your opponent must drink its contents, it's that simple. This set includes twelve plastic game cups, six for each team, as well as a pair of ping pong balls and a detailed list of speciality shots on the box.
Our Price £5.00
Bullshit Desk Bell
We've all been there, someone is waffling on about some extravagant and overblown story that just doesn't smell right. "I climbed Everest without a guide in world record time, but they don't count it because no one was there to see me do it", that kind of thing. Well with this handy desk top bell, you can put a stop to all that. Next time someone is going off on one, press the button on top of the brightly coloured dome and a loud chime will ring, safely alerting everyone to incoming drivel. It's a perfect joke present for those friends who are full of hot air, plus comes in very useful at the office!
Our Price £5.00
Baby Selfies
Baby pictures are without a doubt very, very cute, but we bet you've never seen them quite like this before! Use the Baby Selfies kit to take awesome baby selfies that are sure to provide hilarious memories for years to come. Just imagine breaking out the photos at their 18th! It comes with eleven props and one baby shaming wipe off marker, for when they get up to their usual baby mishaps. Double sided sticky dots are included for sticking the props onto sticks (also included), which can then be held in front of your little one as they strike the perfect pose. Props include balloons, a guitar and tiny little headphones.
Our Price £8.00
Cat Selfies
We all love looking at cats on the internet, but we bet you've never seen pictures quite like this before! Use the Cat Selfies kit to really up your cat's selfie game and make them the next viral sensation. It comes with eleven props and one cat shaming wipe off marker, for when they get up to their usual feline antics. Double sided sticky dots are included for sticking the props onto sticks (also included), which can then be held in front of your cat as they strike the perfect pose. Props include sunglasses, a crown and even a piece of bread.
Our Price £8.00
Printed Ponchos- Ballerina
Want to take an instant shortcut to become a beautiful ballerina? We can’t promise you the dancing prowess, but we can deliver the fetching pink tutu! Simply slip into one of these Printed Ponchos and you’ll look the part of a prim and proper ballerina (kinda). This poncho features an pink print of the classic ballerina’s dress on each side, really completing the effect. It’s great for fancy dress, festivals or for simply bringing a bit of fun to a rainy day.
Our Price £5.00
Bad Santa Toilet Paper
Did you ever wonder what Father Christmas did to the really naughty children? According to this festive loo roll, when leaving a lump of coal in their stocking simply wasn't enough, he'd sit on the chimney and drop a lump of something else down there! This roll of super cheeky two play toilet paper depicts Santa at his naughtiest and makes a brilliant gift or stocking filler for people who are proud to be on the naughty list.
Our Price £4.00
